There is something seriously wrong with the Peeps I captured on my shopping safari at Walmart! I locked them up in their pens, preparing to fatten them up for Easter but they are restless and I hear soft, angry peeping! The rustling at night - you know, that scratchy sound of sugar coating as it hits the ground? - am I imagining that?
I found these three pink buggers huddled in the corner this morning - I think they're the ringleaders! There is a sly squint to their little beady eyes and their beaks are subtly smirking. I can feel them watching me.
My Yorkipoo, Pixel, has begun to circle their pens and utter low growls. Her tail is tucked tightly down. This is not a good sign as Pixel loves everybody and everything, especially sugar based edibles! Not good, not good at all.
I'm frightened! Only 5 days to Easter but can I survive that long? The Peeps are restless, danger is in the air. Should I be proactive, forgo fresh Peep and freeze them now before they organize? But fresh Peep is far superior to frozen! I shall wait and watch!
I'll be posting reports as things develop! Check back here every few hours or so for updates - and keep an eye on my Twitter updates!
Image courtesy of Jon Sullivan.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
THE WILD PEEPS ARE RESTLESS, DANGER IS IN THE AIR!
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