I've had my head buried in revamping my website, PopArtDiva.com so I haven't had a lot of time to rant lately. That doesn't mean that things aren't bugging me or setting my teeth on edge, it just means I haven't had time to let them get the upper hand.
But here's a few little things that always bug me:
- BUTT CRACKS - You know, I hardly ever look at my own butt so what makes you think I want to look at yours? Pull your stinkin' pants up! Or just never leave your house and save the world an eyesore!
- UNCONTROLLED KIDS - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know children are our future, it takes a village, blah, blah, blah. But what ever happened to discipline? Teach those brats of yours some manners, keep them on a leash or go to the clinic and get some birth control.
- STUPID DRIVERS - You know the ones. They put the key in the ignition and drive. That's it. They pay no attention to anything else on the road. That's because they own it. Don't they?
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5 comments:
I love your rants--especially about butt-crack pants!
I got a real eyeful yesterday, flying home from vacation with all those people bending over to rearrange their carry-ons. Enough is enough and, like you, I'd just as soon avoid the sight!
Rant on--dear brat--you're providing a much needed perspective on an important and, as far as I could see, weighty issue!
I do love your rants and I have to agree with all of these too!
You 'crack' me up, Terri! I love how you pick on the everyday things of life that bug most of us.
At least the thong showing above the jeans trend is fading. I'm way too tired of the moon!
I'm looking forward to pants having a waist again, so as not to have to stare at tramp stamps, rippled fat hanging over pants, and belly button rings. These young ladies don't know how to be sexy, just exploitive.
Everyone knows it's much better to have the tattoos and rings and sell tour tickets to see them!
Here, here! I so agree with you about kids. If I had behaved the way I see most kids acting in public today, I would have felt the flat of my mom's hand on the seat of my little pants pretty quick! No, I don't condone beating your child, but please, parents - that doesn't mean you have to give up on discipline althogether.
Don't you all think that it's the little things that will take you down in the end?????
Man, it's those little irritants that are like paper cuts to your sanity!
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