Today I am suffering from a malady I like to call "Ass-itis". It's sort of a general complaint of percolating bitchiness caused by a larger than normal number of encounters with the jackasses of the world.
Have you ever noticed these horse's asses seem to flock together and invade your life all at once? Why is that? Is it planetary alignment or just some magnetic resonance that draws the dumbasses of the world to you in greater than average numbers on certain days?
I can go for weeks without one encounter of a true butt influenced individual and then - Bam! Pow! - I'm in a pod of them while stupid questions and asinine behavior swirl around me in a fetid fog of irritation!
There should be a law against them, or at least some meds you can take. You know, something like a jackass laxative where they end up where they belong or maybe ass-pirin, take one pill and don't call me in the morning!
ON THE UPSIDE: I am on the upswing, mending from my clash with the rear side of donkeys and horses. I'm enjoying a stormy day of rain showers and thunder in a normally hot time of year in the desert and I'm going to go and take a little nap while the sound of rain drops lulls me into a nice refreshing slumber. I will wake up to a world where all the dust and jackasses have been washed away and my grumpiness has disappeared while I dozed. Life will be jackass free once again, at least for a little while.
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
A CURSE ON DUMBASSES EVERYWHERE!
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I was once married to the south end of a north bound horse, so I feel your frustration and pain.
What is a giclees?
Lol, "south end of a north bound horse"!
A giclee is a method of digital fine art printing using high quality, archival inks and papers or canvas.
As opposed to standard digital prints, these have tested out to a lifetime of 100+ years of color longevity if properly applied and sealed and have made the digital reproduction of archival fine art possible.
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